i cant do that… because written on them is the krabby patty secret formula and you could be plankton typing this on a very small keyboard
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU DO NEED FEMINISM. Because Feminism’s primary goal is smashing the Patriarchy, and the Patriarchy perpetrates the hyper-masculine ideals that society currently values. Among those hyper-masculine ideals are gems like, “Men can’t get raped” and “Women can’t abuse men.” The problem with those things is that they CAN happen and they DO happen, but our patriarchal society REFUSES to recognize them. Hence why you DO need Feminism, because our main goal is to spread equality by stopping our patriarchal society from perpetrating archaic hyper-masculinity which is damaging to all genders.
SO COME BE A FEMINIST AND SMASH THE ALL-DAMAGING PATRIARCHY WITH US!
Live Action Homestuck [x]
Gifset time! All of the trolls in our live action video! Tried my best to make them loop with the glitch edits.
Karkat - http://lieutenantqueer.tumblr.com
Sollux - http://tattooed-strider.tumblr.com
Terezi - http://bugaliciousbuggy.tumblr.com
Vriska - http://shoeboxing.tumblr.com
Eridan - http://inky-lion.tumblr.com
Feferi - http://minapeixes.tumblr.com
And this is what happens when a masterfully crafted katana collides with a masterfully crafted longsword.
Suck it, katana
And that is what happens when a masterfully crafted scalpel collides with a masterfully crafted guillotine.
Does nobody understand that longswords and katanas are two different kinds of tool?Longswords are essentially sharpened fucksticks designed to destroy the shit out of anything resembling armor that comes their way. They shatter bone, jelly flesh, and essentially fuck people up by sheer inexorable force of being a goddamn sharp steel bar.
Katanas don’t do that.They’re not meant to withstand collision with armor or a brick wall or a charging fully outfitted warhorsebecause the circumstances of its development didn’t call for that. It’s a precision instrument. It’s designed to be lightweight, outmaneuver, and find weak spots, not go barreling into people hack-n-slashing your way to victory. It’s a specialized tool.
In a sense this reflects a core difference between cultures; katanas are a shitton of work and preparation to make the execution as efficient and streamlined as possible, while longswords are more durably and simply made in response to a climate that would require a soldier to be a one-man battering ram in battle.
That’s true, however a lot of people think that katanas are hack and slash instruments, and this post demonstrates that it’s not. Really, both parts of the post are making the same point. Katana’s are precision weapons that require enormous amounts of skill, they can’t just cut a person in half, no matter how cool that would be.
"Eww that’s such a horrible ship why would you-"
Omg this is one of the cutest things I’ve ever seen!!
The cat’s eyes even sync up with the mouth drawings! x) Just wanted to share this with everyone!
my goal is to be the ‘we didn’t notice her in highschool but damn we should’ve’ girl
This may be the best book I have ever purchased. It is definitely in the top 10
whAT BOOK IS THIS
To Be or Not to Be by Ryan North. Hamlet as a choose-your-own-adventure book.
I need this like I need air.
my first thought this morning was “count olaf should have been more thoroughly checked by social services”
I HATE REPETITIVE TEDIOUS WORK
I STILL FEEL FUCKIN SICK!
katniss everdeen, ladies and gentlemen
the YA heroin who literally does not give one single fuck about having a boyfriend
it’s like suzanne collins just went “yes i will write the literal exact opposite of twilight”
cause suzanne collins kept it real